- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

It's long!

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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