who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Ouch.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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