Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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...NO.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Scientology.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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19th amendment

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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