Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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