Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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