JEWS

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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