Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

your mom is so blind she cant read.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

I like hats XD!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

space is fun

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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