- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? No.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Hi

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How do u shit With ur ass

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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