- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's 9+10=? 19

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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