Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

That didn't hurt.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Doorbell salesman.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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