What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

how did the little girl die cancer

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what is the world worst joke? this one

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

see ya

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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