Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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poop

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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