knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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That didn't hurt.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Doorbell salesman.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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AVB

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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