your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Penis

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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peter charastabopouloulous

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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