I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What's clear and wet? water

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Your Mom.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Chicken

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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