Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Dislike this

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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