- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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A black man walks into a book store.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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