If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

My name is never spelt right so its all good

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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