- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

God bless America, and no where else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

black people

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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