There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Black Veil Brides.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

AVB

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

A russian gives away vodka.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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