Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Anagram.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Nice weather we're having.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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