What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Women's rights.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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