- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Ebola

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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