Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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