What time is it? 10:58

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Ryan Chang is funny.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Women

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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