Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

A jew go out of a bar

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Woman's rights.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

9/11

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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