Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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