Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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