How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Where's my tractor?

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's clear and wet? water

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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