A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are penis

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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