- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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