69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why? Because!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

hi michael

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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