A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Girls Basketball.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Hi

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

I like hats XD!

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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