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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Obama

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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i love huge wieners.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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obama leadership

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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democracy

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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women outside of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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