What's better than sex? Nothing

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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poop

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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