- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

what do gay people eat?? food

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

connor sucks

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Flab

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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