A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Penis

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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