Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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