What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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PENlS.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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A black guy with his family.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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