- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Where's my shotgun

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

brian mcgee is gay!

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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