- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Asians

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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