What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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whats brown? poop.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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