Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Vagina ass.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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