- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Wy did the chicken?

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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