Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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I am on a escalator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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