- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

A jew go out of a bar

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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