- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Cows go moo.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

I am on a escalator.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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