- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Women

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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