- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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