Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Alex Eggbert

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

conrad profit

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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