Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Potato.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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