- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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