Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Women

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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