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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

why?

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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