- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

no

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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