What number comes after 29? 30.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

No. Yes.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Can you see this brett? Connor

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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