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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Women's football

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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