We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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