what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Anti Joke

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