- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

justin bieber

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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