- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

A black man didn't walk into a bar

How did the girl die? 25.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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